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Saturday, 26 September 2009

Wednesday, 16 September 2009

  • okay so michael is on the phone with someone right now and he just farted and apparently it smells extremely bad.i find it rather amusing how he finds the smell of his own flatulence repulsive.i also find it rather amusing how he can stand the sight of his own face whenever he checks himself out in every reflective surface possible but not the smell of his farts.which i have yet to experience,thankfully.

    anyway.michael wants to be a farmer when he grows up.he wants to own a farm in "aussieland" where he will cultivate cows that produce wagyu beef and he also wants to have a pond full of otters.he will also hire the most awesome person in the world to operate his tractor.a pro tractor.protractor.get it?stupid michael didnt bother laughing.i hope you are.

    im tired and dont feel like talking about michael anymore.goodnight!michael loves you 4evaxzxz

Sunday, 13 September 2009

  • do the hustle!

    i havent blogged in the longest time!! but becuase school is starting i feel that chickenriceaunt deserves a back to school post (:
    ohnoschoolisstartingwhinewhinewhine.haha DONE.
    whinewhinewhineprelimeresultswhinewhinewhine ok now im really done.

    hahahaha september holidays are overrrr! (: and they have been good to me.except that felton left for japan ):
    see for those of you who are unaware of my housing situation, it is...ambiguous, haha seriously i stay at felton's so much that i might as well change my address to 19 yarw**d avenue (protect his privacy) located along bukit timah road after the sime darby centre.hahaha one of the main reasons why i like staying there is because i get to wake up late, saying that me and felton sleep at an average of 6am everyday would be accurate to say the least and i have to stay at his house cos my mom is...insane.seriously she abhores the very thought of getting up past 10 or if im lucky, 1030, if not she'll complain and nag of how half my day is wasted.she wakes up so early for WHAT?!not as if anything special happens in the morning, the early bird gets the worm? POOI AH!but yes...the point is that if i sleep at home, i'll have to wake up at 10 when i sleep at 6...and 4 hours of sleep is not the recommended number of hours especially at this age where we're still growing(ang is hopeful). and i wouldnt mind getting up at 10 if she lets me nap but NOOOO she does not! its crazy, she says if you're tired just sleep early tonight, im like NO BITCH!(all in my head) so i have to sneak around the hse to nap, like when shes watching some dumb show, once i went to the toilet and pretended to shit so i could sleep, and im not joking. hahah
    AT LEAST she lets me out whenever i want and stayover whenever i want.hahaha but she does that because she's lenient and also cos ahem ahem (: 
    but all that anal-ness aside, shes a nice person (: hahaha which is also like the lousiest compliment u could ever say about someone's personality, that theyre nice.call me nice? i'll tell u to FUCKOFF see whether im still nice or not -.- come up with better compliments than that or just shutup.hahaha
    ooooh today iwas cycling home from sixth ave but i didnt wanna go up sixth ave cos the slope is tiring and farrer road sucks cos its up slope and there are so many cars i'll prob die from carbon monoxide poisoning before even reaching the foot of my hill, so i cycled down to evans road(you know...like where prata cafe is, next to ccab) and i saw the bougainvilla(this is the correct spelling...sumpah) tree and the flowers were dropping and the floor was all pink and i was like HOTDAMNMUTHAFUCKA thats some aesthetically pleasing scenery for my eyes to feast upon.haha and i took out my phone and i snapped a few pictures which do not do the bougainvilla flowers and justice cos its nicer irl(in real life) and my camera is balls, yes...it is balls.
    HAHA SHUTUP LA I GOT DINNER NOW HORH...BYEBYE

Friday, 28 August 2009

Thursday, 20 August 2009

  • haiiii

    okay fucknuts!listen up!haha
    i gots the maths paper 2 tmrw yo! and like i dont know jack shit about stats.
    but im determined to scrape a pass.problem is, i cant
    hahaha but doesnt mean i wont try! LAUWS NEVER SAY DIE!
    dont laugh...
    anywayssss, so 60% is on stats, 40% on pure math
    im pretty sure integration and summation coming out so if i practice that then...maybe i can get a few method marks for the other 2 questions.
    then for stats, if i just learn binom, poison(poisson w/e) and normal, then thats half the stats, assuming i get it all correct, i can more or less pass(: SEE! paper hasnt even started and i alr got 50% of my grade...hot damn
    pre-game strategy baby.write that down(van wilder reference)

    bye biatch.

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